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Case Of Cash

Case Of Cash

Case Of Cash

Your Price:$799.99
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Description:

Do you have issues of having too much money? You don't feel you can transport your stash of cash in broad daylight without fear of robbery? Do you just really want to feel important and want to get one of these cases to fill with monopoly money? We understand your predicament. That's why we have created the Case Of Cash for our wealthiest clients. It can fit up to $2,000,000 in cash in $100's. If you need more money in it, we can build it bigger. Add $4,000,000 to the order and we'll even include the $2,000,000 dollars. 

Specifications:

  • 1/4" birch ABS
  • Double angle aluminum extrusion
  • Gasketing valence
  • Keylocking butterfly latches
  • Recessed handle
  • 1/2" plank foam in the entire interior
Add-on's:
  • Add a discrete weapon compartment - $150
  • Replace aluminum with solid gold - $3500
  • Velvet interior - $250
  • GPS locator - $750
  • Self-destruct mechanism - contact for details
Is this a joke? Yes. Kind of.